1. I don’t know.

The show does not bare the similarity to Gossip Girl that this picture suggests.
The show does not bare the similarity to Gossip Girl that this picture suggests.

2.  It is always on.

3. It is always on while I am cooking dinner.

4. It is always on while I am hungover on a Sunday.

5. It is always on three times in a row.

6. It is always on when I’m waiting for a movie to start.

7. It is better than Whitney.

8. It is always on.

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Stay tuned for: How I met Your Mother – Why I do Not Give A Shit About Their Mother

9. Sometimes I learn things about science – something about a cat belonging to a gentleman named Schrodinger, something about a razor belonging to a gentleman named Occam, comic-related tit-bits.

10. Penny might be the most under-developed, single-dimensional female character on television (and this is the era of Two Broke Girls) but she has lovely hair and the odd good line.

11. Amy Farah Fowler and her Sapphic advances towards Penny.

12. Most things about Amy Farah Fowler.

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I actually prefer her in cardigans.

13. Bernadette’s breasts.

14. Howard’s colourful trousers.

15. Nothing else about Howard; I hate him.  

16. I want to do dirty things things to Leonard.

Poor man's Joaquin Phoenix.
Poor man’s Joaquin Phoenix.

17. The theme song.

18. HOT DENSE STATE.

19. The challenge of coming up with a different accompanying dance to the theme song every time I watch.

20. Penny’s attractive boyfriends.

21. Sheldon’s mother.

22. Leonard’s mother.

23. Howard’s mother.

24. The realisation that while the producers have failed to realize the potential of Penny’s character, they do appear to have some knowledge of mothers.

An accurate representation of everything wrong with television today.
An accurate representation of everything wrong with television today.

25. A Study In Oedipal Complexes In American Television Today.

26. The hope that one day the lift might be fixed.

27. My certainty that it never will be.

28. My understanding of Sheldon’s need to protect his spot.

29. My conviction that Sheldon will lose his virginity in a torrid threesome with Amy Farah Fowler and Penny.

30. IT’S ALWAYS ON.

It is only on slightly less than my childhood.
It is only on slightly less than my childhood.

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