- He’s actually a good person and a deserving winner.
- Our unresolved Daddy issues are worse than we thought.
- We’re all a little bit racist.
- We’re all so accustomed to educated white males manipulating us that we don’t even notice it happening anymore.
- We love a redemption story – even if they don’t deserve it.
- He’s got a Linda Nolan/Dappy sex tape and he’s not afraid to use it.
- We’ll actively disagree with anything an Apprentice success story thinks, even if she has a point.
- Winning Celebrity Big Brother is much the same as losing anything else.
- It was rigged.
- We’re so distracted by Emma Willis’ eyes that we didn’t pay attention to anything else onscreen.
- Alien invasion.
- Nobody with real opinions and the ability to read a newspaper voted in Celebrity Big Brother.
- The only thing worse than Jim Davidson is everyone else in the house.
Did you watch Celebrity Big Brother this year? Were you sick in your mouth, just a little bit, every time it came on, but couldn’t stop watching? Same.
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