• He’s actually a good person and a deserving winner.

Jim 2

  • Our unresolved Daddy issues are worse than we thought.

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  • We’re all a little bit racist.

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  • We’re all so accustomed to educated white males manipulating us that we don’t even notice it happening anymore.

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  • We love a redemption story – even if they don’t deserve it.

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  • He’s got a Linda Nolan/Dappy sex tape and he’s not afraid to use it. 

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  • We’ll actively disagree with anything an Apprentice success story thinks, even if she has a point.

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  • Winning Celebrity Big Brother is much the same as losing anything else.

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  • It was rigged.

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  • We’re so distracted by Emma Willis’ eyes that we didn’t pay attention to anything else onscreen.

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  • Alien invasion.

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  • Nobody with real opinions and the ability to read a newspaper voted in Celebrity Big Brother.

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  • The only thing worse than Jim Davidson is everyone else in the house.

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Did you watch Celebrity Big Brother this year? Were you sick in your mouth, just a little bit, every time it came on, but couldn’t stop watching? Same.  

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