34 posts
Dating
The 9 stages of a first date
Dating does not get easier as you get older. That said, the joy of age and wisdom is the ability to take the piss out of yourself and the whole…
A confused New Yorker trying to date in North Carolina
For those of you in England, I want to stress to you just how big America is. It’s huge. To the point where certain states are bigger than some countries.…
9 shit things single girls are sick of hearing
BREAKING NEWS!!! Single people are not sad sacks who need a never-ending wave of go out and get ’em advice, especially if it comes from married or settled folk. I’m sure…
A beginners guide to Plenty Of Fish
In six months I have dated ten people. I’m either doing really well, or really terribly, depending on what way you look at my progress. I’m gonna go with terribly.…
Why a dating hiatus might just be the best
I have been dating for more more than 10 years, 10 years of ups and downs, both metaphorically and literally. There have been great loves, all consuming don’t think I…
What’s with all the naked selfies?
This post is most certainly not suitable for work! It contains pictures of cock and naked selfies. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I am not a prude, let us…
5 reasons not to have a first date on Valentine’s Day
Second only to New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day has more of an overwhelming amount of hype and pressure around it than any other holiday. Do you wear red? Do you…
Unexpected reasons why he won’t date you
Welcome back to the world of dating. Destination: Bemused. Population: Me. I’ve recently had to deal with a whole new type of Guy, a Guy I am depressed to know…
Going dutch?
Ok so I’ve always thought going Dutch sounded like something dirty and it would appear that for some women it really isn’t something they all look too kindly on. A…
Parents – wave goodbye to singledom
Calling all single parents. Bored? Starved of love and intelligent conversation? Well, quit moaning and listen up. Your little ones don’t have to be the only people in your life.…
First date panic stations
Bugger it. I’m two days away from a date that I’m quite excited about, and panic has set in. I’m not lacking confidence in my actual self – I’ve strong…
The office Christmas party – dos and don’ts!
I’ve been to enough office Christmas parties to know what time is right to photocopy your bum without the boss batting an eyelid (around 11:12pm) and to know what to…